Don’t drink and derive.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
I thought this was going to be really dumb and then it wasn’t
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I will never get tired of this picture
[Some people should never know the photoshop in their lives]
Selfie of the century
Oh my god
A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG
I already reblogged this like 3 times but I have to again
fcking best picture
after washing off the last of the shampoo left in his hair, sehun turns off the running shower head as water droplets trickle down his body. he opens the shower door and steps onto the bathroom mat when his right arm is abruptly grabbed by a small hand. sehun freezes. suddenly another small hand moves from the top of sehun’s head, along his back and across both butt cheeks, lathering soap foam as it moves down his body. sehun shivers. “no homo,” whispers a very naked byun baekhyun.
imagine if kris was in bangtan and jin was in exo
imagine if leo was in btob and peniel was in vixx
vixx would be 1/6 smart
idk peniel spent 15 minutes of their show on mtv talking about how he has to eat fiber one everyday to help his bathroom business